I recently went to the gay pride parade because I support human equality and it’s always a lot of fun. Everyone is happy and it’s the only time of the year when Waikiki isn’t a horrible place. Since the parade, many family members and friends have asked me if I’m a closeted lesbian. No, I’m not. Although–
–Here are some recent responses from my loved ones upon telling them that I’m not gay.
1. “I mean, whatever makes you happy. I’m totally fine with it if you are. I don’t even give a shit about that. Are you?”
2. “Are you sure?
3. “…but the pictures”
4. “I hope you meet a Continue reading “How NOT to convince your family that you’re NOT in the closet”

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